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There is a lot of misinformation in the world these days that sometimes it can be confusing who to trust. We strongly believe that you can still trust scientific researchers dedicated to analyzing our universe to make the world a better place (I mean, you can trust us too but hopefully that goes without saying). One thing that hasn’t made the press yet is a brand new finding that from 2000 to 2018 the total score from the Peach Bowl is 72% correlated to the number of cases of Measles in the US! All those college kids were just trying to score points to try to get into the NFL but little did they know they’re the ones causing recent outbreaks of Measles! Thanks a lot Texas A&M and Duke for scoring a combined 100 points in 2014 which caused the most cases of Measles in last 24 years! Since the Peach Bowl is played in late Dec/early Jan, we already know that 56 points were scored this year so hopefully that means more people will get their vaccinations* and the number of cases of Measles will be down this year. Now that we know this, hopefully next year we can have a nice 0-0 game so we can eradicate this virus once and for all.
*Please vaccinate yourself and your children (and your furry children). For other news about vaccines, it was proven again that vaccines don’t cause Autism.
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